Tricksy studentses

[fleurdelys]

Захотелось скопировать себе в журнал, чтобы не потерялось :) Подсмотрено случайно у ellen_fremedon.

Are they tassty, we wonders? Are they sssuculent?

Sssstudentses
Tricksy studentses. Hates them, precious, yesss, we hates them. Studentses, grubbing for gradeses, grubbing and ssscraping and ssneaking, and their heads sso empty-- ssssso empty, gollum, gollum. No brains. No scrumptiously crunchable brainses, no precious, jusst air and dussst. Dussst!

Hates them. Ssstupid sstudentses, don't even read the textbook, no preciouss. They writes, and writes, and sscrawls and scribbles-- our eyes, precious, we must ruin our poor eyeses on their scratchings-- but they don't think, do they, precious? They never thinksss. Gollum. No, no thinking for them, sstupid studentses. Too good for thinking, gollum But we'll show them, preciouss, yess.

Fail them. Fail them, precious. We can bleed bright red ink all over their nassssty homeworks, yesss, precious. We can fail the studentses. Make them cry. Make them weep and wail and sssob. Yesss.

Ssstudentss. Filthy, sstinking, ssstupid studentsss. We hatess them, we hates them forever!

Yess, precious. Gollum, gollum.

Comments

[rivka-ch.livejournal.com]

:) ТАк и слышишь:)))

[maria-d.livejournal.com]

Роскошное! И, кстати, классный пример текста, который совершенно по-разному воспринимается на слух и глазами. На слух, собственно, с трудом распознаётся :-) Потому что "слишком много рифм" (С) дочкин. Утащу-ка, пожалуй...